ADC WINTER ISSUE - ENTERTAINMENT SECTION

An Englishman, a Frenchman, an Old Lady and voluptuous Young Blonde Woman are in a railway carriage.

The train passes through a tunnel and in the darkness a loud “Thwack” noise is heard.

As the train leaves the tunnel the Frenchman is seen rubbing his reddening cheek.

The Old Lady says to herself “Ah !! That Frenchman has molested the Young Blonde Woman and she’s slapped his face. Serves him right !!”

The Young Blonde says to herself “Ah !! That Frenchman has tried to molest me but has grabbed the Old Lady instead and she’s slapped his face. Serves him right !!”

The Frenchman says to himself “Damn !! That Englishman has molested the Young Blonde Woman and she’s slapped my face by mistake.”

Meanwhile the Englishman is smiling to himself thinking “I hope the train passes through another tunnel so that I can slap that French twat again !!!”