BREAKING NEWS
Yes - literally breaking news for that is what Di has managed to to do to her right ankle - in two places - the lounge and the bathroom (tibia and fibula actually). The patient is recuperating at home, tended by Nurse Brian (don't you just love a man in uniform?) and will doubtless regale you with "MY 72 HOUR ARABIAN HELLHOLE TORMENT" in due course.
The x-rays indicate that the Surgeon has shares in B & Q fixings and the next time that Di asks for a Screwdriver it won't mean that she fancies a drink ......
Comments (sympathetic or otherwise are invited) - just click on the pencil (I think).
posted by The Editor @ 5:10 pm
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3 Comments:
I reckon you must have been pushed - this is the second time this has happened - your life insurance hasn't mysteriously been upted has it!! Watch out those bunnies are dreadful since the bunny boiler film!! (Revenge of the Rabbit!!).
Legless again, bloody woman !
Just an excuse to buy new shoes I should think, still hope the 'BS' does the trick !....
Best wishes for a speedy recoery John & Alison H
...a Man U fan walked past Old Trafford and smashed a window , reaching for his felt tip, he writes on the ruins ...
"Sorry but dont worry -
A Glazer is on his way.... "
JH
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